circle people and inclusivity

It’s been a few years since I wrote a book and got my social media accounts in order. This is what the professionals told me to do first–work on reaching the crowd who might buy my book. They said there was really no need to even submit a manuscript until a readership was taken into consideration. 

They want authors who are popular, you see. It makes it a heck of a lot easier for them to sell your words.
It’s a funny idea, now that I’ve read how John Steinbeck wrote in his crumbling shack in California and mailed entire manuscripts to New York at the request of his editor. He certainly didn’t manage any readership or interaction between himself and his fans. His work was writing, and he did it as well as he could, free from the influence his readers’ opinions might have on him. What if they’d told him there was no Dustbowl, or that he was a fool for writing a fiction stories based on migrant workers? After all, the only people affording to buy books were certainly not interested in poverty.  I personally think that back in the day (the John Steinbeck era and all the eons before), literature was much, much better because authors were writing out of excellence and not to simply scratch itchy little ears.

I set out with the goal of getting some work published at the exact time publishers and lit agents decided they were going to be more inclusive. They wanted black and queer voices, not my Christian, white, stay-at-home mom vibe. That was too ordinary and perhaps raised flags of a privileged upbringing (very speculative, and very common). I submitted some work and was turned down immediately, but I wondered if I had hedged the cover letter with a clue that I was, in fact, of a non-traditional culture or race?

But there’s no place in an email for that, is there? 

Assumptions are dangerous, or at least they were in older times. It didn’t used to be acceptable to infer someone’s social or physical attributes, privileges and disadvantages, simply by reading one’s words on a screen. You could say it was downright presumptuous and rude. But now it is to one’s advantage to sign one’s name with a preferred pronoun and a headshot and social media handle. Tell me why this is, if we are evolving into a smarter species, one that is more inclusive than ever?
Is our outside appearance representing our inside self, or are we just elevating our shiny outsides because it no longer matters anymore if we have integrity on the inside?
Are we such thinkers that we’ve realized we don’t want anyone questioning our lifestyle, so we stamp it with public approval–whatever attracts the most attention in today’s culture?

You see, inclusivity is just the shinier word for tolerance (now-archaic), that approach to making a wider circle for oddballs. It sounded good back then, and we’ve much improved on the term, haven’t we? But being inclusive (or tolerant) is as two-faced as it comes. Every time a wider circle is drawn, it still is a circle. And a circle, by definition, is a closed shape, one that excludes everything on the outside. Inclusivity is exclusivity, by definition. Tolerance is putting up with people–as long as they owe us their allegiance and probably agree with us.

Who is left outside the circle? Whoever rejects the idea of inclusivity. The folks who believe integrity is born in the heart–they are labeled colorblind, and resented for it. The people who believe in a divine moral code or Biblical teaching that explicitly states appropriate rules for living–they are deemed hateful. The girl who doesn’t sign her email with a social media handle–she is ignored.

The unpopular, the common, the outdated. The folks outside the circle–these are the new outcasts.

Don’t be fooled into thinking your circle truly includes everyone. Watch out for those experts who say there is a new racism problem today (instead of an old, abiding classism problem), or that the solution is more inclusivity. Your closed circle will train you to become more and more closed-minded. You’ll find yourself slapping every label at the end of every email, in some last ditch effort to prove your skin-deep value to the in-the-circle people.

Don’t fall for labeling people like me as the face of oppression, simply because of my skin color and beliefs. Don’t hate a Christian, white, stay-at-home mom for just being her Christian, white, stay-at-home self.
If you do, then tell me now–who is prejudiced?

I really do hope to publish books someday. But what’s more, I really hope to encourage folks who are outside the circle with no hope (and no desire!) of ever making it with the inclusive crowd. You and I have clear instructions on how to live impactful, fulfilling lives even as the world throws shade at us and says we aren’t “inclusive”.

We are to:

  • Keep on loving one another
  • Show hospitality to strangers
  • Remember those in prison and those who are mistreated
  • Honor marriage, for God will judge the sexually immoral
  • Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have
  • Consider other believers, and the outcome of their faith, and imitate them
  • Not be carried away by strange teaching

This list is lifted straight out of Hebrews 13, and is followed by an incredible picture of a non-circle kind of guy, Jesus.

He is outside of the circle, bearing the disgrace of sinners.
Jesus suffered outside the city gate to make the people holy through his own blood (13:12). 

He is a humble savior, who has left the camp. He walked away from the inclusive crowd to become a sacrifice for our sin.
We are asked to do the same, to leave the circle:

Let us, then, go to him outside the camp, bearing the disgrace he bore. For here we do not have an enduring city, but we are looking for the city that is to come.
Hebrews 13:13-14


 

(If this a newish thing for you to consider, you might also be interested in this post I made last year, which touches on the contrariness of our current culture. And if the thought of it bores you to tears, instead go check out On Honey Creek, where I’m trying to get my new farm life in order, and there are some fun pictures.)

Abe Lincoln and little caesars.

I’ve posted less lately because I’ve found myself in a whole new lifestyle–city to farm–and juggling the newness of school and a work at home daddy.
Everything has changed, and I mean everything.

When things like this happen, you let a few things go until you regain momentum. 

Plus, there always seems to be plenty of people talking, and I hate to join the noise just to be noisy. So many opinions these days… it’s overwhelming to sift through the chaff and distill an idea to the essence of what it means. I’m satisfied to do some pondering instead of postulating. (And there’s ample time to do it while riding the Bad Boy mower or picking hornworms off of tomatoes.)

Abraham Lincoln made a statement that hits close to home for me:

“I remember how, when a mere child, I used to get irritated when anybody talked to me in a way I could not understand. I do not think I ever got angry at anything else in my life; but that always disturbed my temper, and has ever since. I can remember going to my little bedroom, after hearing the neighbors talk of an evening with my father, and spending no small part of the night walking up and down and trying to make out what was the exact meaning of some of their, to me, dark sayings. I could not sleep, although I tried to, when I got on such a hunt for an idea, until I had caught it; and when I thought I had got it, I was not satisfied until I had repeated it over and over; until I had put it in language plain enough, as I thought, for any boy I knew to comprehend. This was a kind of passion with me, and it has stuck by me; for I am never easy now, when I am handling a thought, till I have bounded it north, and bounded it south, and bounded it east, and bounded it west.”

Thanks, Abe, for putting it into words, the sleepless hunt for the unbounded thought. The search for common ground for the plebeians and thinkers alike.
I, too, fall asleep trying to box in an idea until my own kids can understand it in plain words.
For a person like myself, it is reassuring to know a fellow like Lincoln also valued wisdom and succinctness born of deep examination. It’s really okay to think things out for a long time before making a dogmatic statement–highly undervalued these days, if you know what I mean.

One of the remarkable things that has happened in the last month, is that my kids are back in a public school system (praise be to Jesus), a year and a half after being let out on a Friday in March with the promise of returning after spring break.
We were dismissed from a Title I city school in a district of 85,000 students and now we have entered a district 800 miles away with 650 students.
I have a Venn diagram in my mind of the commonalities and disparities, and this is just in the school system–not to mention the culture. The differences are so stark, I cannot even attempt to piece it all together, let alone make a blanket statement. When you hear a rant going on about vaccines, face masks, critical race theory, or common core math (just threw that one in there for fun–remember when life was simple?!), I’d like to remind you that some people like their watermelon with salt. It is really a matter of taste.
But then if someone yanks away the watermelon, well…then there ain’t gonna be much fussing over whether it’s salted. Choice is crucial to freedom, isn’t it?

How to explain the weirdness of our world to my own kids? Let me say it: they are figuring it out pretty quick on their own.
We have raised them worldly, and by that, I mean aware of the world. I’m returning their precious souls to the classroom for the purpose of continuing their very important, limited exposure to the world. I’m certainly not sending them on a wish and a whim (though the afternoon school bus ride is a bit of a fingers-crossed situation). I do not honestly expect them to get a robust or comprehensive education, specifically in the areas of history, science, art, or music. Are you kidding? This is why we read books at home, why we teach them to sing hymns at church, why we buy oil pastels and risk a messy living room. It’s why we have instruments hanging on the walls and there are junk drawers filled with clothespins, rubber bands, popsicle sticks, and every random bit and bob a kid might need to use for a “project”.
We turn the television off and look each other in the eye when we eat supper.

Then they get up in the morning and go to school, where they see what people are like and how to deal properly with them.

They return with stories, and it is always interesting to me that most of their tales end with a conclusion they’ve made–an opinion born of experience–and very frequently one that holds truth (BBQ sandwiches have too much sauce, so-and-so shouldn’t interrupt the teacher when he’s talking, don’t open your water bottle on the bus). Then they resume eating their cup of pudding, or they pick up the guitar or book or coloring project and are on their merry way, learning and happy.

I bring up Abraham Lincoln because I found a book on him in our old farmhouse, published exactly 111 years ago. It would have been 44 years after his death, which is the same as our current 2021 viewpoint of the year 1977. I think it’s helpful to remember this as I dive into my nerdy mini-exposition. This little, crumbly, stained with age book wasn’t covering ancient history when it was published. They were writing from the same perspective I have now when I look back on the original Star Wars movies. As in, wow! Can you believe what a big deal that was and how much the world changed because of it? 

Of Abraham Lincoln, the little book said,

He had heard the word “demonstrate” as one of the things that were done in geometry. He made up his mind, as he had in his boyhood, that he would learn how to demonstrate his points, that is, make them so clear that men could not help accepting them. He got himself a copy of Euclid’s geometry and, as he rode the circuit, he committed to memory many of Euclid’s demonstrations. He was still learning how to bound his thoughts on all sides. His speech became so crystal clear that men said, “If Lincoln is in the case, there will be no trouble in understanding what it is all about.”

(From Moores’ Abraham Lincoln for Boys and Girls, Riverside Literature Series. Houghton Mifflin Co. c. 1909)

This is so very relevant to our day in age: we must be people who have bounded our thoughts on all sides before attempting to demonstrate we are right (instead of just airing our opinions). We must learn lessons by observing history, people, and the cause-and-effect nature of a person’s actions.

It makes me think of when Jesus was put on the spot by religious leaders and he, being well-bounded in his apologetics (of course, he had the advantage of being God), had the perfect answers. For them, and for us today. I’d like to take note–there are a couple nuggets of wisdom Jesus worked into his speech when he addressed listeners regarding the hypocritical Pharisees of his day. They occurred right before he slapped the leaders with woes harsh enough to bring a sailor to tears. Jesus said,

 “The teachers of the Law and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat. So you must be careful to do everything they tell you. But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach.” (Matt. 23:2-3)

In other words, these were the folks in charge, and the common people did well to respect the laws of the land. But Jesus warned them not to be like them in the way they walked around, clean on the outside but filthy in their intentions. You see, we are all still expected to “rend to Caesar what is Caesar’s” (Matt. 22:21). Jesus expects us to honor our own “caesars” (our country, our parents, our heritage, etc.), but he won’t permit us to hold them in as high of honor nor anywhere near the honor we are to give Him.

There are two extremes to which we are prone to lean:

One is pretending there is no caesar. I’d even suggest some people think you can take America out of America, or pretend things aren’t complicated or nuanced, or disrespect other cultures. For some Christians, it might even be rejecting the logistics of being in the world but not living like it. We think we can maintain a clean outside and a clean inside simply by remaining unaffected. I would argue: living in this world as a believer doesn’t nullify all purpose in participating. And it certainly doesn’t honor Jesus if your trust in him is limited to activities that avoid getting your feet dirty.

The second extreme is assuming it is your duty to uphold the law of such “caesars” for other people. This might look like stirring up contention, or challenging others to toe an invisible line, or bullying a person into denying their own personal little caesars (pizza, pizza!). This is a common trend among unbelievers, who aren’t opposed to incentivizing governmental overreach, as long as it benefits them. But it is also common among believers who do not elevate Jesus to his proper position of authority, and instead think of themselves as social justice saviors on the front lines. Do not do what they do, Jesus said, for they do not practice what they preach!

Here’s what sticks: Jesus acknowledged there are Caesars who are owed something, and this is entirely helpful to think about amid culture wars. But our primary affection must be for Him who loved us enough to give His life for us. Sorry to say it, little caesars, but that dethrones you to second fiddle.

It doesn’t erase our opinions or best intentions, but it does help bound our thoughts, don’t you think?
And hopefully it helps us hold our tongue when we get the urge to wag it.

 

poop in the poppies.

Do you see a person who is wise in their own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for them.
Proverbs 26:12

Have you ever met a person who is pure snark? Pure reaction, quick-witted, dripping with sarcasm? The first to throw verbal dynamite, quip in mouth, ready to detonate?

I’ve got a few in my house, I’m afraid. It only takes a couple of big boys to egg each other on and turn teasing into a downright fight. It is always a fine line between saying something that evokes laughter or rage. A wise guy loves to toe such a line.

Between me, the screen, and you, I’ll tell you a secret: kids aren’t nice. 

One of the strongest warnings my dad had for us as kids was
Don’t be a smart aleck. 

The words carried enough threat. We knew what dad did to smart alecks.
We deserved it. 

And now I know why.
I’ve met many a person ruined by his mouth. I’ve seen plenty of poop in the poppies. People who discredit everything they stand for by sliding in a snarky comment.

Oh, what a powerful little rudder is the tongue!

There is an amount of shame that accompanies this terrible habit, that is, if you are a follower of Jesus. But usually in the moment a smart aleck is rewarded by their quick-wittedness, not unlike a sugar or adrenaline rush. The reaction of the crowd garners enough attention to make it worth the jab.
It is very hard to convince the world that you love Jesus when your mouth is tossing grenades.
It is very hard to stop tossing grenades when you’ve been practicing since you were a kid.

I’m no expert on child rearing. I’m hardly an expert on myself (and I feel like I should probably be by now). I know that immediately after I say something idiotic or smart alecky, I usually feel a stormy cloud shadow my conscience. Stop! The sky rumbles. Repent! It thunders. Good news, the cloud arrives less and less, probably because there’s been quite a bit of pruning, and therefore quite a bit of gentleness and self-control fruit growing on my tree over the years.

[It helped that my dad tried to beat it out of us as kids. That’s the early pruning, I suppose. I read a great parenting quote from Jonathan Edwards recently, “don’t be like old Eli, who reproved his sons but never restrained them.” I’m thankful for the restraints my parents offered us kids. The Bible also backs this up as a worthy child rearing technique: “Discipline your child, for in it there is hope; do not be party to their death”–Proverbs 22:15]

I know this for certain: our tongues will get us in big trouble unless we let Jesus hold the reins, and kids are not too young to begin learning about tossing grenades.

Do you know what Jesus said was just as bad as murder? Anger that produces enough hate to call your brother a fool. He said that calling your brother a fool would put you in danger of hell fire. This comes from the same guy who told the wise man/foolish man story (so we know fools are a real thing, and something we can avoid).
But thinking you aren’t a fool sometimes is even worse than being one. Fools are a bad deal, but actually being wise in your own eyes, being a smart aleck is worse. 

And the quickest way to prove you are one is by opening your mouth, as Mark Twain says, “and removing all doubt.”

When I put my kids to bed at night, we often talk about this very matter: what comes into your mind and heart is what you have put into it. Controlling the in-flow helps control the out-flow.
This is a tough thing out in the world, to act the way Jesus wants us to act and say what he wants us to say. It’s especially hard in a world that values clever memes and 280 character limits, one that prefers small doses of truth bubble-wrapped in satire (have you heard of Babylon Bee?). Smart aleck-ness is rewarded to an extent, and it’s a tough pill to swallow, this being wise about what is good and being innocent of evil (Romans 16:19).

How? My seven year old asks. How do I keep bad things from coming in and bad things coming out?
Actually, I tell them, there’s no hope of you ever being able to do it on your own. Only Jesus, I say. Only Jesus can grow good spirit fruit in you. 

Then we pray and beg God to come abide with us.

If you’ve been tossing grenades far too long, it’s not too late to ask Jesus to help you, too.
In Ephesians, Paul assures his friends (and us) that believers are, themselves, the dwelling place in which God lives by his Spirit (Eph.2:22). 

You! Do you know He lives in you?


He reminds them (and us) that believers are to grow up and out of childish, immature behavior (Eph. 4:14-15). 

You! Are you becoming more mature?


He exhorts them (and us) to “not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up” (Eph. 4:29).

You! Do your words build people up?

Beg Jesus to come help prune your tree.
Let’s pray for less poop in the poppies.

vinegar on soda: moving, pests, and staying humble.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Mark Twain

Like taking away a garment in winter, or like vinegar on soda is someone who sings songs to a heavy heart.
Proverbs 25:20

We moved, which is why I’ve been so absent from writing here. I would tell you how wonderful it has been, except for the above sayings (one a true proverb, the other a loose Twainian translation). After being sealed in Denver for over a year–apparently the safest and best-educated, but also loneliest and most isolating, surrounded by unhappy, judgmental, politically-driven elitists–we have busted out and into our country life.

Back to Missouri. We’ve brought our four native Colorado kids back to the homeland, where salt cured ham is for breakfast and Show-Me is a way of life.

I’m afraid there is still, in mid-July, plenty of flesh on my body for the chiggers and ticks and mosquitos to consume.
There’s still bountiful opportunity to holler at kids to “shut the door, you’re letting flies in!” as an hourly call to action.
The bugs and critters we avoided by living in high desert mountains with drought and wildfire conditions are paying us back heartily for moving back into their territory.

I’ve often wondered why invasive, dreadful things like poison ivy haven’t taken over the whole world by now. I think they would, except God Himself holds them back. Just like He told the seas, “you can come here and no farther” (Job 38:11), perhaps He told poison ivy it could spread as far as Wichita and that’s it. One might come to the conclusion, then, that it is Colorado who is blessed with majestic views and a temperate, lovely, pest-less, poison ivy-less climate.

But there was never a summer free of the fear of mountain lions and bears or a roaring wildfire followed by spring mudslides. And I reckon some blessings, like rain, are being stripped from that land. We popped many a bicycle tire on goat heads there, and my withering, sandy garden was regularly demolished by hungry mule deer. 

So maybe here in Missouri the nasty buggars that crawl up my neck and legs when I pick blackberries are doing exactly what the Lord designed them to do. It’s up to me to apply the DEET or stay out of the woods in summer.

I suspect God hid his best blessing in the hardship of casting Adam and Eve out of the garden and sentenced them to a life of toil by working the land to yield its fruit. The gratification in studying, experimenting, planting, protecting, and producing is astounding. It’s a human marvel that wards off diseases of the body and mind. It tires out the flesh so there is less room for dispute and ill-will. Those folks a hundred years ago and before fell into bed too exhausted to Netflix and chill, too worn out to post a rant on Facebook. Their greatest temptation was rest, and if they rested too much, they starved.

Yes, “only God makes things grow” (1 Cor. 3:6) but having a part in the sowing and watering–for it to be your life sentence, your daily bread–it isn’t such a bad partnership. We water, He gives the increase, and we still get to eat the watermelon.

Maybe the pesky parts just keep us humble, keep us working hard. Keep us buying bug spray and calamine. And maybe it makes the vinegar on soda not quite as fizzy, if I’m inclined to talk about how happy it makes me.
I’ll just be too busy itching to bubble over.

 

Check out On Honey Creek if you’d like to read about our move.

 

Homeschool: Looking Back

I’ve been incredibly torn over the last year when I think about my kids. My mom, who is the smartest person I know, tells me that every single kid is an experiment of its own. No amount of experience makes a person more prepared to raise them.

I was cracking an egg into the skillet this morning for my little boy’s breakfast, and he told me the skillet was too hot.
“I don’t need advice from a six year old,” I informed him as the grease sizzled and popped and I cranked down the heat.
“Seven,” he corrected. 

Blast.

I think we’re always looking for a foolproof way to raise them, but the problem is we parents are a bunch of fools. For some reason, God intended it to be this way. It befuddles me. I resent being a fool.

We were all sent home from school in March with the hope we’d have a nice ten-day Spring break. When we didn’t return and things got wacky and weird, I decided the worst thing possible would be for my kids to do online work with a school-appointed device. That ball and chain called an iPad grated on me, and we had more problems than a penguin in Florida. Every time there was a glitch, every time we couldn’t access the teacher’s video class, each online research assignment waylaid by furtive visits to poki-dot-com, all the endless zoom meetings where I hissed at kids to be quiet and stop flopping about on the floor…The combination I most despised (scheduled, mandatory screen time+hyperenergetic boys) was my nightmare coming to life. I resented every bit of it.

Homeschool mocked me–see, Pearl? I told you the grass was greener over here. You could be hiking and discussing Thoreau. You could be teaching them gouache and practicing Bach’s cello suites. Remember how much the boys love science experiments?
The weather just so happened to be gorgeous during the first eight months of the pandemic. Since school in person wasn’t going to happen, I might as well…homeschool?

Fools will be fools. I didn’t feel like I had any other options. But there were many highlights, and we ended up traveling more last year than I have in the last decade. We camped in the desert, we kayaked Lake Powell. We played with friends in the mountains and made a handful of cross-country road trips. We flew to the beach and brushed up our Spanish. In the cracks of our adventures we did Greg Tang math worksheets and picked up new instruments. We discovered Mark Rober on youtube. We read a thousand books. We wrote silly stories. We perfected our dog treat recipe.

All maskless. All fearless.

I would recommend this lifestyle change, except it has come at a great cost. Many of my friends were able to return to in-school learning before Christmas. I couldn’t believe their luck. In fact, just tonight I got an email from our district informing us parents that kids under 11 will be welcomed back to school as if all is normal, but ages 12 and up are required to prove they are vaccinated or must wear a mask. This seems like a recipe for a brutal seventh grade year. Let’s talk about peer pressure, hm?

Yes, our inclusive school thinks it is doing humanity a favor by weeding out the idiots, or at least humiliating them in the public square.

But this isn’t every school–it’s just where the piranhas feed. The woke (how I’m beginning to hate the word) who have awakened to give hell to everyone who disagrees with them–they tell us how our money ought to be spent. It usually funnels to less and less academia and more and more pockets, followed by self-actualization.
I don’t miss my second grader coming home from music class and asking me if I could explain the Taylor Swift song, You Need to Calm Down because his teacher called it her “anthem” and blasted it on repeat.
I don’t miss my fourth grader’s assigned reading, CNN, or writing a persuasive essay on climate change and green energy–no choice in the matter. I don’t miss the election year class banter that usually turned into a teacher’s right-of-way to propagate new voters. I don’t miss emailing the teacher and explaining why I disagree with a bring-your-device-to-school party (I’d gladly donate pizza, if we need to celebrate).
Obviously, I don’t miss screen-time busywork.

But I could see past all of it to a point, because it made it necessary for me to put my big girl pants on and speak up. It forced me to be an example for my kids; it smacked reality right in my face and made me answer the questions, how are you going to handle this? How are your kids going to watch you react?

And that is exactly what I’m after. I want real life engagement with my people. I want them to look around, then look at me for confirmation or disapproval. They are training for what will someday be an all-out moral war.

It’s unfortunate, but it’s also beneficial, as are the numerous beautiful encounters we have on a daily basis in public school. I mention them here on the blog often, but there is nothing, nothing! Like having an awesome teacher in your life. It’s a kind affirmation over your shoulder, it’s a red pen note at the bottom– “needs work, but getting there”. It’s relief to the parent who actually didn’t pay attention to trigonometry or physics the first time around. Or like me, the parent with terrible penmanship who cannot figure out how to teach penmanship to a first grader. It’s hope that there is room for improvement, and it is accountability to get there.
It’s a sealed envelope from the school nurse, the first to find your child is nearsighted. It’s notes from the kitchen manager, your kid is blowing all his cash on hot Takis for his friends. It’s the administration, giggling with excitement because you’ve brought in fresh donuts. It’s showing up for parent-teacher conferences and surprising staff with salads from Panera because they haven’t eaten in six hours.
This is what we’ve been missing while we picked flowers and painted pictures. We’ve been missing having real life relationships with people.

We are moving out of our school district. Once again, I feel like I’ve failed; this fool parent can’t get a hang of things. But everything truly is an experiment, and I am grateful each time for a new beginning.

I’m so glad we can always start over, and that we can switch gears when one situation is no longer working.

I’m so glad kids are resilient, and I pray they look back and see I was trying to do what I thought best, even if it wasn’t always on target.

I flicked my wrist and flipped the fried egg; no spatula. “Whoa, did you see that?!” I exclaimed to my boy. “That’s the first time I’ve ever done that! Did you see me? Wasn’t it awesome?”

“Kinda,” he said. “On a scale from 1 to ten, I’d give it a three. I mean, it’s not exactly a magic trick.”

I shoot him a cool look. He shrugs.
“You should be grateful I gave it a number higher than one.”

I’m still just his mom, and that’s fine by me.
Dang it, they’re going to really miss me next fall.